80+ Funny Questions to Ask on a First Date

 

Looking to break the ice and lighten the mood on your first date? Asking funny questions can be a great way to get to know your date while having a good laugh together. Here are over 80 funny questions to ask on a first date:

Getting to Know Each Other

1. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
2. If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?
3. What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?
4. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
5. What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
6. What’s your favorite dad joke?
7. If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?
8. What’s the strangest talent you have?
9. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done under the influence of peer pressure?
10. What’s the silliest nickname someone has ever given you?

Entertainment and Pop Culture

11. If you could be any character in a movie, who would you be and why?
12. What’s your guilty pleasure TV show?
13. If you could switch lives with a celebrity for a day, who would it be?
14. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
15. If you could have a theme song play every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
16. What’s your go-to karaoke song?
17. If you could be a contestant on any game show, which one would you choose?
18. What’s the weirdest fact you know?
19. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
20. If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?

Random and Quirky

21. What’s the most unusual thing you have in your refrigerator right now?
22. If you could be any mythical creature, which one would you be and why?
23. What’s the most useless talent you have?
24. If you had to wear a t-shirt with one word on it for a year, what would that word be?
25. If you could have any animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?
26. What’s your favorite internet meme?
27. If you could only use one emoji for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
28. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
29. What’s the strangest thing you believed as a child?
30. If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be?

Food and Drink

31. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever cooked?
32. If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
33. What’s the strangest food combination you enjoy?
34. If you could invent a new ice cream flavor, what would it be?
35. What’s your go-to midnight snack?
36. Would you rather give up pizza or tacos for the rest of your life?
37. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done at a restaurant?
38. What’s your favorite snack that most people would find weird?
39. If you could only drink one beverage (besides water) for the rest of your life, what would it be?
40. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of nachos or sushi?

Childhood Nostalgia

41. What’s the most embarrassing fashion trend you used to rock?
42. What’s your favorite childhood TV show?
43. If you could bring back any toy from your childhood, what would it be?
44. What’s the most trouble you got into as a kid?
45. What was your first job?
46. What’s your most memorable birthday party from childhood?
47. Did you ever have an imaginary friend? What were they like?
48. What’s your favorite memory from elementary school?
49. Did you have any weird habits as a child?
50. What’s the most memorable family vacation you went on as a kid?

Would You Rather

51. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
52. Would you rather be able to speak every language or be able to talk to animals?
53. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
54. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
55. Would you rather have a third eye or a third arm?
56. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
57. Would you rather have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose every day for a year?
58. Would you rather always have to speak in rhymes or sing instead of speak?
59. Would you rather have a permanent clown face paint or permanent clown shoes?
60. Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you walk into a room or have a flag that waves every time you enter a building?

Hypothetical Scenarios

61. If you could be any Disney villain, who would you be and why?
62. If you could have any job in the world (no qualifications needed), what would it be?
63. If you could live in any fictional universe, which one would you choose?
64. If you could have any animal as a pet, regardless of size or danger, what would it be?
65. If you could switch lives with any historical figure for a day, who would it be?
66. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future and why?
67. If you could be famous for one thing, what would it be?
68. If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life, what would it be?
69. If you could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would it be?
70. If you could have any skill instantly, what would it be?

Philosophical and Existential

71. Is cereal a soup? Why or why not?
72. If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
73. If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be?
74. If you could instantly become an expert in any one subject, what would it be?
75. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
76. If you could have any celebrity follow you on social media, who would it be?
77. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
78. If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?
79. If you could be any piece of furniture, what piece would you be and why?
80. If you could live in any video game world, which would you choose?

Conclusion

Asking funny questions on a first date is a great way to lighten the mood and get to know each other in a relaxed and enjoyable way. Use these questions as a starting point to spark interesting conversations and have a fun time together. Remember, the goal is to have a good laugh and build a connection, so enjoy getting to know your date and have a fantastic time!

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